Hi there!

I’m on the road right now. I don’t really know where I am. It’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot that they are taking me away again. It’s like that song of Woodpigeon: ‘If only I recognize my life, I’ve lived a lot of places, but none are mine.‘

People use me as an instrument to measure what the quality of the climate is over there. So I see a lot of places. Do I like it? Dunnoo, sometimes I guess. New York was nice! Kabwe on the other hand…. well I’ll tell you about that some other time. Let me just say this: they do not have facemasks for trees… Anyhoo, it (me actually) is somewhat useful to test the environment, although my health is as changeable as the weather. And the weather isn’t always nice and shiny, as you might have noticed.

How are you?

Love & peace,

Gary 

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